Why the Jonas Brothers are awesome
Miley only wishes she were this cool
by Brandon Martin-Gray, Ace Reporter
For one of the most popular bands in the world, the Jonas Brothers take a lot of flak. Most people past the age of 14 or so tend to deride their inoffensive pop rock songs, their foppish, scarf-and-vest-heavy fashion sense, and their taste in purity-promising finger-wear. In fact, I don't even know a single ten year old girl who is a fan (full disclosure: I know one ten year old girl). Frankly, I'm appalled. Nick, Joe, and Kevin are three of the most awesome guys around, and I'm about to convince you of that.
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Is the blackface controversy old news? Perhaps, but one distinguished UofT professor is still a little steamed by the debacle. It was sparked when a group of boys from St. Mike's dressed up as the Jamaican Bob Sled Team from Cool Runnings at a UofT Halloween event.
From Victoria With Love
The following is based on true events. Names have been changed to protect participants' identities.
The Objective: By order of the Victorian Intelligence Agency (VIA), gain access to the top secret meeting of a hostile major campus political club, and manipulate their electoral proceedings in our favour.
