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  • 54/9/gooch Gooch exposed!

    Stranded asks Vic president and resident dreamboat Dr. Paul “Pres” Gooch the tough questions

    The Interview The president finally divulges what secret powers he wields. Plus, what does he think of The Strand?   Stranded: We'd like to ask you some personal questions and also something about your work. Pres: Fire away.    Stranded: Well, start with your body.

  • The much-beloved Stranded caption contest

    You could win our grand prize!

    THIS ish What's goin' on here? We don't know—you tell us! Submit your captions on the twitter to @strandpaper or on the email at strandededitor@gmail.com. Remember, if the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya captiony. Some ideas to get you started: "Take the photo! Take the photo!" "Beth Zweigler in memoriam" "Paws off!" "Lyin' on the beach" LAST ish "Let's make like this tree and stand tall.

  • Shit the people who made that “Shit UofT Says” video said

    "Guys, we should totally make a ‘Shit UofT Says' video. It'll be such a great idea." "Everyone's gonna be like, ‘Man, did you see that ‘Shit UofT Says' video? It's hysterical!'" "Haha, you guys, everyone's going to love this video we're making.

  • 54/9/lions News we missed: Victoria’s new mascot a “roaring” success

    Cartoonish armour-clad lion emblematic of all that is Vic

    Look out Vickies — Vic's got a new mascot, and we're not lyin' when we say that it's a roaring success. The Victoria University Historical Society, a student group whose relevance levels are just off the charts, held an exciting contest early last year to design a new mascot for the college, replacing the former, a gigantic caricature of Vic alum Donald Sutherland.

  • 54/8/tonne VUSAC’s top 12 New Year’s resolutions of 2012

    Your student council gets it together

    12. Finally finish that novel VUSAC President Brandon Bailey's steamy bodice-ripper, Members at Large, will finally come to its climactic conclusion. Members at Large has sat flaccid on Bailey's hard drive, but after much soul-searching, Bailey is ready to finger the keyboard once again.

  • Stranded’s incredibly popular, widely-entered caption contest

    Word and pictures combined

    Why are those people looking at that tree? I wonder if one or all of them is thinking something or saying something funny about the situation. Your task is to imagine that they are, and then to imagine what it is they are thinking or saying, and then to send your caption to us so we can print it and give you a prize! Some ideas to get you started: Is it Arbor Day already? Have you seen that show One Tree Hill? Is that a tree or are you just happy to see me? We've really gotta take care of these termites.

  • 54/8/boat News in brief: the news, briefly

    With files from Dragonboating Monthly

    The Victoria College Athletics Association has announced they will no longer be supporting Ultimate Frisbee in their 2012 budget. "It's really too bad," said VCAA president Terry Tracksuit, 21. "It's everybody's favourite thang. You'd think I'd have the power, as president, to keep it around.